Carter Finally Gets It by Brent Crawford is probably the funniest YA book I've read in several months. I started reading it during my lunch hour and wow, I was laughing out loud so much. Which isn't very cool when you're sitting around the public areas so everyone can hear you, but that's where the comfy chairs are so there you have it. The plot of this book is simple: Will Carter (Carter to his friends, and not Race Car as he'd like) just entered his freshmen year of high school. Hijinks, love woes, and horniness ensue. Seriously, if it wasn't "tig o'bitties" or getting to second base, I don't know what this guy would think about. I think I'm making him out to be cruder than he is however. Because he's not really a crude kid. He's sweet, naive, and well, just your average high school freshmen. What makes this story so charming and fresh is definitely the humor. I mean, how many times can the tale of entering high school be told? Well, if you read YA, a lot. But Brent Crawford makes Carter such a great character that I felt like I was getting a somewhat fresh perspective on it.
Carter is just trying to find his way around high school and well, he does it in a typical bumbling fashion, following peer pressure, making idiotic decisions about girls, and other hilarious events. But he's such a nice guy that I could forgive him easily.
The main point is that this book made me laugh and laugh. Like every single page. I don't know what that means for my mindset (do I share the mindset of a fourteen year old boy? I sure hope not) but it was all so comically well done that well, I laughed. And there are some killer lines in this book. Just killer. Let me share a few memorable scenes:
"You think you're hot stuff, don't you?"
What the...? Where are you going with this?
"Excuse me?" she replies, kind of sweetly.
EJ asks, "You think you're cool, don't you? Where did you get that shirt, the Salvation Army? What the hell is with your hair?"
My eyes are as big as basketballs as he fires one mean ass question after another at her.
"You don't have a boyfriend, do you?" he continues.
It's like he's armed with self-esteem killer.
"Did your parents have any kids that lived?" EJ asks.
The girl starts to buckle, and tears are on the way.
"Are these your friends, or are they like, counselors here to observe you?" EJ shouts.
Oh, what a misunderstanding! I thought this was a clear mission, but I was so wrong. As the wingman I have to stop my pilot from destroying this girl. She's becoming more of a lesbian with every question.
He asks, "Does your grandma know you borrowed her shoes?" as I drag him away. The girl is crying pretty hard, and her friends are trying to console her. They're all giving me dirty looks, too. Thank you very much, EJ. I was worried not every girl on the planet hated me.
"Man, that didn't go very well. What do you think I did wrong?" EJ asks.
"Are you serious?" I ask.
"I was just doing what you told me to," he replies.
"I-I-I told you to go up to that girl and start abusing her?" I ask.
"You said to ask her questions and pretend that I didn't like her!" he yells back.
"Pretend YOU'RE NOT INTO HER!" I clarify. "Not that you hate her and wish she would die! Good God, that girl thought she was gonna get a boyfriend when you walked up, not years of therapy."
"Do you think I still have a shot?" he asks.
"NO, I don't!" I bark.
"You said to pretend not to like her and ask questions... I did that!" he says.
One of the many hilarious scenes starring Carter and his boys.
There are a lot of genuine moments in this book too though. Granted, the warm fuzzies don't occur quite as often as the hilarity, but Carter does grow and mature, and get hurt. He certainly feels the pain of being used and abused at a dance.
This book holds so much appeal for boys, but seriously, I think teen girls are going to enjoy it just as much. It just has a feel good experience to it.
I must share another small scene. Carter is preparing for football by going to weight sessions with his teammates. His goal: get ginormous!
We're only supposed to do two body parts each day and start out "light" so we don't hurt ourselves or get burned out, but I want to get jacked! Going light will never get me huge. So I'm doing all of the exercises...today! And if you want to get GINORMOUS, you've got to go heavy!
I love the use of all capitals in this book. It really fits Carter and his enthusiasm for well, girls, weights, parties, the freshmen experience in general. This is not an angsty look at high school. Yes, he has his moments of humiliation, but this is a fairly light story with plenty of comedy and a few little lessons thrown in. All around good stuff. I highly recommend.